The revoltingly arrogant reader will probably pretend to be unsurprised that the State Library is the first place to look when seeking wisdom. Were said revoltingly arrogant reader to make such a pretension, said revoltingly arrogant reader would be deservedly wrong, and may take a moment to reflect on the consequences of being revoltingly arrogant. We are all wrong from time to time, and generally it is a tragedy; for one to be deservedly wrong is a damning indictment of one’s character. What the revoltingly arrogant reader has failed to utilise, in this instance, is wisdom; specifically, the wisdom to know that revoltingly arrogant readers should cease being revoltingly arrogant, and keep their foolish pretensions to themselves. Clearly, if the reflections I’ve delightfully laid out below demonstrate anything, it’s that the fount of wisdom springs from a cup of Earl Grey. Perchance any tea will do, but personally I should not like to test this theory – when working with potent forces like Wisdom, it is best, I think we can all agree, not to fuck around. Stick with Earl Grey. The very name conjures images of a portly and silvering nobleman, perching on a windowsill with plum pie, goodwill, and lashings of damned sagacity.
I should also like to add, in all humility, that it can scarcely be a coincidence that Earl Grey is my tea of choice. It is not for nothing that I may quite possibly be Wisdom Incarnate.
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By joe. Were I to have read this lastest insallment, I could have save myself the metacarpus workout (though a good workout in any form is strongly advised).
Not to mention a nobleman smothered, and no doubt drowning, in a swamp of whimiscal indulgences that do naught but cloud the penentration of Wisdom. But that's a process, I feel, outside the confines of this piece.
"The Final Word", is the dispirited reader to conclude no more revel in your communique? Shame, I was enjoying it.
Tell ya what, nugget, if you can round up five more independent expressions of profound sorrow that my communiques have come to an end, I'll continue...
Apologies. To indulge in such matters is of no interest to me, for I have fed my sorrow enough of late. Alternatively, however, I will endeavour to feed my fantastical and give you five independent expressions of plot:
1. Production of a travelling malevolent magic show;
2. Fleet of taxis as a front to an underworld campaign to develop a new Holy Grail;
3. Found a sleuth team which looks to be failing miserably, until...;
4. Opening a Junk Shoppe from discarded wares of the streets; and
5. Dating network for disheveled hussies trying to get out of the game (where Old Man Salvia finds his true love).
Well. I'm deeply disturbed, nugget. Yer independent expressions of plot are eerily similar to where I was going to take this. Time for a rethink. I hate conceiving of myself as predictable.
split personality?
do people with split personalities realize they are talking to themselves? do people with limps notice the others with limps in a crowd and fixate?
Interesting theory, my anonymous friend. I had a feeling last night that I fell in love with nugget, which was very gratifying, but not as much as a good, hard wank.
Sorry, I gotta stop lowering the tone, don't I? Kids could be reading this...
Oh, come now. By Jove’s sister, turn your head for a moment and things fall apart.
If, indeed jikajika, you were to incorporate all the above listed into you coming communiqué I would be mightily impressed and no doubt have a hoot of time reading it. These suggestions were inspired merely by my most recent ocular and aural stimulations. In which case they have been done before, so maybe you’re right; have a rethink and don’t be so damn predictable!
To be deeply disturbed, my intangible crier, could either drain or motivate you but I remain confident your literary adeptness is something far beyond the scope of my meager list. No doubt a split personality will aid in character development too.
As for falling in love with me (or yourself), you get use to it. I do the same every night.
;-)
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