Reflections on Wisdom: 1

Wisdom is one of those tricky blasted concepts which shits a man to tears through force of its perfection. It doesn’t seem to matter whether you sneak up on the beggar with a garotte or drive a bulldozer at it – it always wins, simply by virtue of being wise. If I could come back to this Earth (or better yet, another, vastly improved Earth) as a trait incarnate, I would choose Wisdom. Of course, I’d probably become so peeved with my own smug sagacity that I’d end up biffing my own teeth out, but then, being Wisdom Incarnate, I’d probably be wise enough either not to be so damned wise all the time, or else I’d understand that biffing my own teeth out would serve a very useful purpose. The thought occurs that I may indeed already be Wisdom Incarnate, looking upon these barren lands with eyes that have known all, dispensing good advice as if it were mere opinion. If it comes to that, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that Wisdom Incarnate is wise enough to understand that He can never understand that He is Wisdom Incarnate. Such being the case, the charitable reader will understand if we proceed from here under the quiet supposition that I am Wisdom Incarnate, albeit lacking self-awareness and a grey beard.

clothes

Today I wore my scarf at home because it was so cold. That is somewhat unlike the time I wore my jeans to bed just to see what it would be like. I thought – I wonder what it would be like to go to bed in my jeans. And so I did it. I didn’t like it.
I did, however, enjoy the scarf. I enjoyed it thoroughly, though, as they say, it was done for necessity. It really was cold.
My socks all have holes in them, but this is not a matter of necessity. I simply don’t mind in the least. I think it lends me a Victorian dignity.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s just this – once the stinky foot smell gets into something it never gets out. And that goes mostly for shoes.
Take my advice - never stop wearing socks. Once that smell gets into mostly your shoes theres nothing for it but the garbage bin.
I stopped wearing socks, a long time ago, before i was interested in Victoria's unique suffering and isolation, before i stopped caring, or rather: before i stopped minding. And i'll tell you what - it's not worth the temporary freedom. Never stop looking people in the eyes, and never stop wearing socks.
As a matter of fact there are so many things i would like to share with you in relation to clothing. In particular i would like to tell you about the results of an experiment i once tried on my co-workers, but i can see time is running slim and you have to get going. dont worry, next time.

the ugly man chapter 2

2
You know, when I get down to thinking about the daily routine of life, about the little chores, I have to admit that I am not as protected as I would like to be – even people like me need to do daily chores. And what can leave a person more open and less protected than daily chores? They are the great humiliator of the ugly. Everyone has to do them and all you’ve got to vouch for you in these situations is your physical appearance, because the places you go to do them don’t know about your wit, or your giant brain and great inner worth. All they know is what they see. And so, as I said, I want to be honest - what do I do?
It’s very simple - I really am very sharp and on the ball - I’ve managed to work some little things out. For example then, I go shopping during the times when they give elderly discounts, in the middle of the day, when regular people are working and the elderly come out because they have nothing else to do. I prefer the elderly because loneliness has made them kinder. They are more inclined to be kind to people like me because they are so lonely. And I’m more inclined to be kind to them in their loneliness because I am ugly and I think we understand a little bit of each other’s lives.
You know it’s so shameful, I have to stop right there, I was going on and on about wanting to be honest, and there I go again - I’m lying. But I have to fight the desire to lie and act and I need to try and tell you the truth – I’m not kind to these people at all. I thought I could just get away with lying about my relationship with the elderly because, as I was sitting back thinking about it, it made so much sense to me – we really should go together, we really should be the perfect match. But it’s just not the case. I mean, it’s true, I do shop with the elderly, just like I said, and I do it for just that reason, but not because their loneliness has made them kinder, rather it has made them weaker and I don’t fear them, I don’t fear their fangs, which have been worn down to stubs, I don’t fear that they will mock me, or laugh, like schoolchildren do, or teenagers – I don’t even want to get into teenagers, they are the cruelest and not people at all, and some of them never will be - or even adults (the ones who were teenagers); but I am not kind to them. Hardly ever. I just let that sentence continue on to say we should understand each other, but I don’t. I never could, I’m too self centered. I could never understand anyone else.
Just yesterday I was standing in line behind this old man at the supermarket. I was really hungry because I hadn’t eaten for some time, I always leave things to the absolute end, until I can’t take it any longer, because I really hate eating, and I go as long as I possibly can without it, in protest, though in the end it always gets to me and I give in, which just makes me feel viler for being so weak and pathetic, and so there I was absolutely starving from hunger to the point that my hands were shaking from weakness and hatred of my weakness. I was standing behind him, and he was old, he was so old he looked as though someone had dug him up from a graveyard where no one had been buried for at least three hundred years and as a result of his extreme age he was struggling to formulate sentences and communicate and also to make his body parts listen to his commands, if he could even formulate those clearly. His fingers shot out in all directions as he tried to get some coins out of his wallet, which was the colour of the earth that had been dug up with him. It looked as though he were about to burst into tears because of the extreme shame he was feeling on behalf of his body – though to be perfectly honest I think this is a permanent look on the faces of people of his age and needn’t be taken too seriously, unless, of course, I have mistaken the look, or rather, have understood it perfectly, and it really is a permanent stamp of shame and tears. He was standing there and his hands were shaking, and I was standing behind him and my hands were shaking and for a moment I almost thought – we are like brothers, both of our hands shake – and I felt great sympathy for a second. He finally succeeded in extracting three twenty five cent pieces (the elderly are always so stubborn when it comes to carrying change) to cover the charge of the loaf of bread he wished to purchase. He looked almost proud that he had accomplished the deed against all odds but the woman behind the register looked less impressed. She took the change roughly from his shaking hands and returned him the needed three pennies, which he failed to get hold of and dropped on the counter. The woman picked them up again and handed them to him even more roughly and this time he didn’t even get close to getting hold of them and promptly dropped them again. Then the woman picked the pennies up and – would you believe me if I told you? It seems so improbable in our day and age – threw them down on the ground, as far away from her register as possible. The old man was shocked and I was shocked but – he said nothing except to gurgle a few incoherent sounds after which he no doubt felt exhausted, picked up his loaf of bread and moved along. The woman turned to me and began to ring my purchases in. Obviously she was in a hurry, she was ringing my stuff in devilishly fast, and obviously she had no patience for old men whose hands shake, but I thought – am I appalled, am I hurt for the old man, we were almost brothers, though he was hundreds of years older? And then this is what I thought - nobody wants an ugly hero, heroes are not generally ugly people. But I couldn’t decide how I felt about the feeling in my stomach of revulsion until she looked in my general direction (people rarely look straight at me) and said, ‘I can’t stand the afternoon shift with all these old people.’ That decided it for me. She was ready to be my friend if I was ready to support her action against the old man and understand why she did it, namely, her irritation.
‘Yes,’ I said, ‘oh, yes.’ And we both chuckled.
And you know, I intended just to show you right now how I don’t have any understanding but it turned out even better, as I was writing it up, remembering what happened it occurred to me – I do understand people just fine, I understood her. And I understood him. So I have no excuses then. And I’m very happy right now with the way things turned out. So you can also see that my life is not one long unhappy day. Even if you never go anywhere more exciting than the supermarket it is possible to understand people.

equality continued

while it would seem the first of the previously stated states of equality need no great clarification, possibly the second does?
the statement one more time: does equality mean that no one is better than anyone else, and consequently, no one is worse?
how can we clarify this, to what can we compare this situation?
this situation is like two men living abroad in a place that uses a different tongue, and where almost none speak the tongue of these two men. so that it becomes necessary for both of them to learn this new language, which they do. only, one of the men learns more quickly, and the other more slowly, so that finally you say about the first man: look at this man he can speak like a native; in fact, perhaps he is a native, there is no way to tell him apart. and the second man sees this happening, and understands that the ability of the first is really much greater, that the first man truly speaks this language well, so much that even though they both began learning at the same time, he cannot understand what this first man says, he speaks too well in comparison to his own childish mewing. and jealousy eats him about and burns him down. whenever the first man speaks, the second listens, but he cannot understand anything, the speeches are over his ability. but he listens, and when the first man finishes and walks away he approaches the natives that the first man spoke with and asks: how was his language skill? perhaps he made some mistakes? and the natives always answered: no, he spoke fluently, was he really not a native? and so it went on until one day the second man met another man who was very kindly disposed, and who believed that lies were justified if they were made for the sake of someone's good feeling and false sense of worth, and so when the first man walked away and the second approached, this kindly intentioned man answered the second: no, his langauge was very deficient, yours is much better.
and the second man was overjoyed and believed him. in spite of everything he knew as obvious, nonetheless he believed him immediately and completely.

continuation, please dont interrupt

so what does it mean to be equal? does equality mean that everyone without exception deserves to be treated with respect of an equal sort, regardless of social standing, race, or, as they say, intelligence and beauty? or does equality mean that no one is better than anyone else, and consequently, no one is worse?

the problem with the west part 1

all of the problems suffered by people in the west stem from one, and i'll grant it's not small, no - major misunderstanding, namely: the meaning of equality.

Le Miracle de Saint Theophile - Rutebeuf

[Theophiles]

Ahi! Ahi! Diex, rois de gloire,

Tant vous ai eü en memoire

Tout ai doné et despendu

Et tout ai aus povres tendu:

Ne m'est remez vaillant un sac.

Bien m'a dit li evesque "Eschac"!

Et m'a rendu maté en l'angle.

Sanz avoir m'a lessié tout sangle.

Or m'estuet il morir de fain,

Se je n'envoi ma robe au pain.

Et ma mesnie que fera?

Ne sai se Diex les pestera...

Diex? Oïl! qu'en a il a fere?

En autre lieu les covient trere,

Ou il me fet l'oreille sorde,

Qu'il n'a cure de ma falorde.

Et je li referai la moe:

Honiz soit qui de lui se loe!

N'est riens c'on por avoir ne face:

Ne pris riens Dieu ne sa manace.

Irai je me noier ou pendre?

Je ne m'en puis pas a Dieu prendre,

C'on ne puet a lui avenir.

Ha! qui or le porroit tenir

Et bien batre a la retornee,

Molt avroit fet bone jornee!

Mes il s'est en si haut leu mis

Por eschiver ses anemis

C'on n'i puet trere ne lancier.

Se or pooie a lui tancier,

Et combatrë et escremir,

La char li feroie fremir.

Or est lasus en son solaz;

Laz, chetis! et je sui es laz

De Povreté et de Soufrete.

Or est bien ma vïele frete,

Or dira l'en que je rasote:

De ce sera mes la riote.

Je n'oserai nului veoir,

Entre gent ne devrai seoir,

Que l'en m'i mousterroit au doi.

Or ne sai je que fere doi:

Or m'a bien Diex servi de guile!

Ici vient Theophiles a Salatin qui parloit au deable quant il voloit.

[Salatins]

Qu'est ce? qu'avez vous, Theophile?

Por le grant Dé, quel mautalent

Vous a fet estre si dolent?

Vous soliiez si joiant estre!

Theophiles parole

C'on m'apeloit seignor et mestre

De cest païs, ce sez tu bien:

Or ne me lesse on nule rien.

S'en sui plus dolenz, Salatin,

Quar en françois ne en latin

Ne finai onques de proier

Celui c'or me veut asproier,

Et qui me fet lessier si monde

Qu'il ne m'est remez riens el monde.

Or n'est nule chose si fiere

Ne de si diverse maniere

Que volentiers ne la feïsse,

Par tel qu'a m'onor revenisse:

Li perdres m'est honte et domages.

Ici parole Salatins

Biaus sire, vous dites que sages;

Quar qui a apris la richece,

Molt i a dolor et destrece

Quant l'en chiet en autrui dangier

Por son boivre et por son mengier:

Trop i covient gros mos oïr!

Theophiles

C'est ce qui me fet esbahir,

Salatin, biau tres douz amis.

Quant en autrui dangier sui mis,

Par pou que li cuers ne m'en crieve.

Salatins

Je sai or bien que molt vous grieve

Et molt en estes entrepris,

Com hom qui est de si grant pris.

Molt en estes mas et penssis.

Theophiles

Salatin frere, or est ensis:

Se tu riens pooies savoir

Par quoi je peüsse ravoir

M'onor, ma baillie et ma grace,

Il n'est chose que je n'en face.

Salatins

Voudriiez vous Dieu renoier,

Celui que tant solez proier,

Toz ses sainz et toutes ses saintes,

Et si devenissiez, mains jointes,

Hom a celui qui ce feroit,

Qui vostre honor vous renderoit,

Et plus honorez seriiez,

S'a lui servir demoriiez,

C'onques jor ne peüstes estre.

Creez moi, lessiez vostre mestre.

Qu'en avez vous entalenté?

Theophiles

J'en ai trop vone volenté.

Tout ton plesir ferai briefment.

Salatins

Alez vous en seürement:

Maugrez qu'il en puissent avoir,

Vous ferai vostre honor ravoir.

Revenez demain au matin.

Theophiles

Volentiers, frere Salatin.

Cil Diex que tu croiz et aeures

Te gart, s'en ce propos demeures!

Or se depart Theophiles de Salatin

et si pensse que trop a grant chose en Dieu renoter et dist:

Ha! laz, que porrai devenir?

Bien me doit li cors dessenir

Quant il m'estuet a ce venir.

Que ferai, las?

Se je reni saint Nicholas

Et saint Jehan et saint Thomas

Et Nostre Dame,

Que fera ma chetive d'ame?

Ele sera arse en la flame

D'enfer le noir.

La la covendra remanoir:

Ci avra trop hideus manoir,

Ce n'est pas fable.

En cele flambe pardurable

N'i a nule gent amiable,

Ainçois sont mal, qu'il sont deable:

C'est lor nature.

Et lor mesons rest si obscure

C'on ni verra ja soleil luire;

Ainz est un puis toz plains d'ordure.

La irai gié!

Bien me seront li dé changié

Quant, por ce que j'avrai mengié,

M'avra Diez issi estrangié

De sa meson,

Et ci avra bone reson.

Si esbahiz ne fu mes hom

Com je sui, voir.

Or dit qu'il me fera ravoir

Et ma richesse et mon avoir.

Ja nus n'en porra riens savoir:

Je le ferai!

Diex m'a grevé: jel greverai,

Ja més jor ne le servirai!

Je li ennui.

Riches serai, se povres sui!

Se il me het, je harrai lui:

Preingne ses erres,

Ou il face movoir ses guerres!

Tout a en main et ciel et terres:

Je li claim cuite,

Se Salatins tout ce m'acuite

Qu'il m'a pramis.

Ici parole Salatins au deable et dist:

Uns crestiens s'est sor moi mis,

Et je m'en sui molt antremis,

Quar tu n'es pas mes anemis.

Os tu, Sathanz?

Demain vendra, se tu l'atans.

Je li ai promis quatre tans:

Aten le don,

Qu'il a esté molt grant preudon;

Por ce si a plus riche don.

Met li ta richece a bandon...

Ne m'os tu pas?

Je te ferai plus que le pas

Venir, je cuit!

Et si vendras encore anuit,

Quar ta demoree me nuit,

Si ai beé.

Ci conjure Salatins le deable.

Bagahi laca bachaé

Lamac cahi achabahé

Karrelyos

Lamac lamec bachalyos

Cabahagi sabalyos

Baryolas

Lagozatha cabyolas

Samahac et famyolas

Harrahya.

Or vient li deables qui est conjuré et dist:

Tu as bien dit ce qu'il i a:

Cil qui t'aprist riens n'oublia.

Molt me travailles!

Salatins

Qu'il n'est pas droiz que tu me failles

Ne que tu encontre moi ailles

Quant je t'apel.

Je te faz bien suer ta pel!

Veus tu oïr un geu novel?

Un clerc avons

De tel gaaing com nous savons:

Souventes foiz nous en grevons

Por nosre afere.

Que loez vous du clerc a fere

Qui se voudra ja vers ça trere?

Li deables

Comment a non?

Salatins

Theophiles par son droit non.

Molt a esté de grant renon

En ceste terre.

Li deables

J'ai toz jors eü a lui guerre

C'onques jor ne le poi conquerre.

Puis qu'il se veut a nous offerre,

Viengne en cel val,

Sanz compaignie et sanz cheval.

N'i avra gueres de travail:

C'est prés de ci.

Molt avra bien de lui merci

Sathan et li autre nerci.

Mes n'apiaut mie

Jhesu, le fil sainte Marie:

Ne li ferïons point d'aïe.

De ci m'en vois.

Or soiez vers moi plus cortois:

Ne me traveillier més des mois,

Va, Salatin,

Ne en ebrieu ne en latin.

Or revient Theophiles a Salatin.

Or sui je venuz trop matin?

As tu rien fet?

Salatins

Je t'ai basti si bien ton plet,

Quanques tes sires t'a mesfet

T'amendera,

Et plus forment t'onorera

Et plus grant seignor te fera

C'onques ne fus.

Tu n'es or pas si du refus

Com tu seras encor du plus.

Ne t'esmaier:

Va la aval sanz delaier.

Ne t'i covient pas Dieu proier

Ne reclamer

Se tu veus ta besoingne amer.

Tu l'as trop trové a amer,

Qu'il t'a failli.

Mauvesement as or sailli;

Bien t'eüst ore mal bailli

Se ne t'aidaisse.

Va t'en, que il t'atendent; passe

Grant aleüre.

De Dieu reclamer n'aies cure.

Theophiles

Je m'en vois. Diex ne m'i puet nuire

Ne riens aidier,

Ne je ne puis a lui plaidier.

Ici va Theophiles au deable, si a trop grant paor; et li déables li dist:

Venez avant, passez grant pas.

Gardez que ne resamblez pas

Vilain qui va a offerande.

Que vous veut ne que vous demande

Vostre sires? Il est molt fiers!

Theophile

Voire, sire. Il fu chanceliers

Si me cuide chacier pain querre.

Or vous vieng proier et requerre

Que vous m'aidiez a cest besoing.

Li Deables

Requiers m'en tu?

Theophiles

Oïl.

Li Deables

Or joing

Tes mains, et si devien mes hon.

Je t'aiderai outre reson.

Theophiles

Vez ci que je vous faz hommage,

Més que je raie mon domage,

Biaus sire, dés or en avant.

Li Deables

Et je te refaz un couvant

Que te ferai si grant seignor

C'on ne te vit onques greignor.

Et qui que ainsinques avient,

Saches de voir qu'il te covient

De toi aie lettres pendanz

Bien dites et bien entendanz;

Quar maintes genz m'en ont sorpris

Por ce que lor lettres n'en pris.

Por ce les vueil avoir bien dites.

Theophiles

Vez le ci: je les ai escrites.

Or baille Theophiles les lettres au deable et li deables li commande a ouvrer ainsi:

Theophile, biaus douz amis,

Puis que tu t'es en mes mains mis,

Je te dirai que tu feras.

Ja més povre homme n'ameras.

Se povres hom sorpris te proie,

Torne l'oreille, va ta voie.

S'aucuns envers toi s'umelie,

Respon orgueil et felonie.

Se povres demande a ta porte,

Si garde qu'aumosne n'en porte.

Douçor, humilitez, pitiez

Et charitez et amistiez,

Jeüne fere, penitance,

Me metent grant duel en la pance.

Aumosne fere et Dieu proier,

Ce me repuet trop anoier.

Dieu amer et chastement vivre,

Lors me samble serpent et guivre

Me menjue le cuer el ventre.

Quant l'en en la meson Dieu entre

Por regarder aucun malade,

Lors ai le cuer si mort et fade

Qu'il m'est avis que point n'en sente,

Cil qui fet bien si me tormente.

Va t'en, tu seras seneschaus.

Lai les biens et si fai les maus.

Ne jugier ja bien en ta vie,

Que tu feroies grant folie

Et si feroies contre moi.

Theophiles

Je ferai ce que fere doi.

Bien est droit vostre plesir face,

Puis que j'en doi ravoir ma grace.

Or envoie l'evesque querre Theophile.

Or tost! lieve sus, Pinceguerre,

Si me va Theophile querre,

Se li renderai sa baillie.

J'avoie fet molt grant folie

Quant je tolue li avoie,

Que c'est li mieudres que je voie:

Ice puis je bien por voir dire.

Or respont Pinceguerre:

Vous dites voir, biaus trés douz sire.

Or parole Pinceguerre a Theophile et Theophiles respont:

Qui est ceenz?

- Et vous qui estes?

- Je sui uns clers.

- Et je sui prestres.

- Theophiles, biaus sire chiers,

Or ne soiez vers moi si fiers.

Mes sires un pou vous demande,

Si ravrez ja vostre provande,

Vostre baillie toute entiere.

Soiez liez, fetes bele chiere,

Si ferez et sens et savoir.

Theophiles

Deable i puissent part avoir!

J'eüsse eüe l'eveschié,

Et je l'i mis, si fis pechié.

Quant il i fu, s'oi a lui guerre

Si me cuida chacier pain querre.

Tripot lirot por sa haïne

Et por sa tençon qui ne fine!

G'i irai, s'orrai qu'il dira.

Pinceguerre

Quant il vous verra, si rira

Et dira por vous essaier

Le fist. Or vous reveut paier

Et serez ami com devant.

Theophiles

Or disoient assez souvant

Li chanoine de moi granz fables:

Je les rent a toz les deables!

Or se lieve l'evesque contre Theophile et li rent sa dignité, et dist:

Sire, bien puissiez vous venir!

Theophiles

Si sui je! Bien me soi tenir,

Je ne sui pas cheüs par voie!

Li evesques

Biaus sire, de ce que j'avoie

Vers vous mespris, jel vous ament

Et si vous rent molt bonement

Vostre baillie. Or la prenez,

Quar preudom estes et senez,

Et quanques j'ai si sera vostre.

Theophiles

Ci a molt bone patrenostre,

Mieudre assez c'onques més ne dis!

Dés or més vendront dis et dis

Li vilain por moi aorer,

Et je les ferai laborer.

Il ne vaut rien que l'en ne doute.

Cuident il je n'i voie goute?

Je lor serai fel et irous.

Li Evesques

Theophile, ou entendez vous?

Biaus amis, penssez de bien fere.

Vez vous ceenz vostre repere;

Vez ci vostre ostel et le mien.

Nos richeces et nostre bien

Si seront dés or més ensamble.

Bon ami serons, ce me samble;

Tout sera vostre et tout ert mien.

Theophiles

Par foi, sire, je le vueil bien.

Ici va Theophiles a ses compaignons tencier, premierement a un qui avoit non Pierres:

Pierres, veus tu oïr novele?

Or est tornee ta rouele,

Or t'est il cheü ambes as.

Or te tien a ce que tu as,

Qu'a ma baillie as tu failli.

L'evesque m'en a fet bailli,

Si ne t'en sai ne gré ne graces.

Pierre respont:

Theophiles, sont ce manaces?

Dés ier priai je mon seignor

Que il vous rendist vostre honor,

Et bien estoit droiz et resons.

Theophiles

Ci avoit dures faoisons

Quant vous m'aviiez forjugié.

Maugré vostres, or le rai gié.

Oublié aviiez le duel!

Pierres

Certes, biaus chiers sire, a mon vuel

Fussiez vous evesques eüs

Quant nostre evesques fu feüs.

Més vous ne le vousistes estre

Tant doutiiez le roi celestre.

Or tence Theophiles a un autre:

Thomas, Thomas, or te chiet mal

Quant l'en me ra fet seneschal.

Or leras tu le regiber

Et le combatre et le riber.

N'avras pior voisin de moi.

Thomas

Theophile, foi que vous doi,

Il samble que vous soiez yvres.

Theophiles

Or en serai demain delivres,

Maugrez en ait vostre visages.

Thomas

Par Dieu! Vous n'estes pas bien sages:

Je vous aim tant et tant vous pris!

Theophiles

Thomas, Thomas, ne sui pas pris:

Encor pourrai nuire et aidier!

Thomas

Il samble vous volez plaidier.

Theophile, lessiez me en pais!

Theophiles

Thomas, Thomas, je que vous fais?

Encor vous plaindrez bien a tens

Si com je cuit et com je pens.

Ici se repent Theophiles et vient a une chapele de Nostre Dame et dist:

Hé! laz, chetis, dolenz, que porrai devenir?

Terre, comment me pués porter ne soustenir

Quant j'ai Dieu renoié et celui voil tenir

A seignor et a mestre qui toz mauz fet venir?

Or ai Dieu renoié, ne puet estre teü.

Si ai lessié le basme, pris me sui au seü.

De moi a pris la chartre et le brief receü

Maufez, se li rendrai de m'ame le treü.

Hé! Diex, que feras tu de cest chetif dolent

De qui l'ame en ira en enfer le boillant

Et li maufez l'iront a leur piez defoulant?

Ahi! terre, quar oevre, si me va engloutant!

Sire Diex, que fera cist dolenz esbahis

Qui de Dieu et du monde est hüez et haïs

Et des maufez d'enfer engingniez et trahis?

Dont sui je de trestoz chaciez et envaïs?

Hé! las, com j'ai esté plains de grant nonsavoir

Quant j'ai Dieu renoié por un petit d'avoir!

Les richeces du monde que je voloie avoir

M'ont geté en tel leu dont ne me puis ravoir.

Sathan, plus de set anz ai tenu ton sentier.

Maus chans m'ont fet chanter li vin de mon chantier.

Molt felonesse rente m'en rendront mi rentier.

Ma char charpenteront li felon charpentier.

Ame doit l'en amer: m'ame n'ert pas amee,

N'os demander la Dame qu'ele ne soit dampnee.

Trop a male semence en semoisons semee

De qui l'ame sera en enfer sorsemee.

Ha! las, com fol bailli et com fole baillie!

Or sui je mal baillis et m'ame mal baillie.

S'or m'osoie baillier a la douce baillie,

G'i seroie bailliez et m'ame ja baillie.

Ors sui, et ordoiez doit aler en ordure.

Ordement ai ouvré, ce set Cil qui or dure

Et qui toz jours durra, s'en avrai la mort dure.

Maufez, com m'avez mors de mauvese morsure!

Or n'ai je remanance ne en ciel ne en terre.

Ha! las, ou est li lieux qui me puisse soufferre?

Enfers ne me plest pas ou je me voil offerre;

Paradis n'est pas miens, que j'ai au Seignor guerre.

Je n'os Dieu reclamer ne ses sainz ne ses saintes,

Las, que j'ai fet hommage au deable mains jointes.

Li Maufez en a lettres de mon anel empraintes.

Richece, mar te vi! J'en avrai dolors maintes.

Je n'os Dieu ne ses saintes ne ses sainz reclamer,

Ne la tres douce Dame que chascuns doit amer.

Més por ce qu'en li n'a felonie n'amer,

Se je li cri merci nus ne m'en doit blasmer.

C'est la proiere que Theophiles dist devant Nostre Dame

Sainte roïne bele,

Glorieuse pucele,

Dame de grace plaine

Par qui toz biens revele,

Qu'au besoing vous apele

Delivres est de paine;

Qu'a vous son cuer amaine

Ou pardurable raine

Avra joie novele.

Arousable fontaine

Et delitable et saine,

A ton Filz me rapele!

En vostre douz servise

Fu ja m'entente mise,

Mes trop tost fui temptez.

Par celui qui atise

Le mal, et le bien brise,

Sui trop fort enchantez.

Car me desenchantez,

Que vostre volentez

Est plaine de franchise,

Ou de granz orfentez

Sera mes cors rentez

Devant la fort justice.

Dame sainte Marie,

Mon corage varie

Ainsi que il te serve,

Ou ja mes n'ert tarie

Ma dolors ne garie,

Ains sera m'ame serve.

Ci avra dure verve

S'ainz que la mors m'enerve

En vous ne se marie

M'ame qui vous enterve.

Souffrez li cors deserve

L'ame ne soit perie.

Dame de charité

Qui par humilité

Portas nostre salu,

Qui toz nous a geté

De duel et de vilté

Et d'enferne palu,

Dame, je te salu!

Ton salu m'a valu,

Jel sai de verité.

Gar qu'avoec Tentalu

En enfer le jalu

Ne praingne m'erité.

En enfer ert offerte,

Dont la porte est ouverte,

M'ame par mon outrage.

Ci avra dure perte

Et grant folie aperte,

Se la praing herbregage.

Dame, or te faz hommage:

Torne ton douz visage.

Por ma dure deserte,

El non ton Filz le sage,

Ne soffrir que mi gage

Voisent a tel poverte!

Si comme en la verriere

Entre et reva arriere

Li solaus que n'entame,

Ainsinc fus virge entiere

Quant Diex, qui es ciex iere,

Fist de toi mere et dame.

Ha! resplendissant jame,

Tendre et piteuse fame,

Car entent ma proiere,

Que mon vil cors et m'ame

De pardurable flame

Rapelaisses arriere.

Roïne debonaire,

Les iex du cuer m'esclaire

Et l'obscurté m'esface,

Si qu'a toi puisse plaire

Et ta volenté faire:

Car m'en done la grace.

Trop ai eü espace

D'estre en obscure trace;

Encor m'i cuident traire

Li serf de pute estrace.

Dame, ja toi ne place

Qu'il facent tel contraire!

En vilté, en ordure,

En vie trop obscure

Ai esté lonc termine:

Roïne nete et pure,

Quar me pren en ta cure

Et si me medecine.

Par ta vertu devine

Qu'adés est enterine,

Fai dedenz mon cuer luire

La clarté pure et fine,

Et les iex m'enlumine,

Que ne m'en voi conduire.

Li proieres qui proie

M'a ja mis en sa proie:

Pris serai et preez,

Trop asprement m'asproie.

Dame, ton chier Filz proie

Que soie despreez.

Dame, car leur veez,

Qui mes mesfez veez,

Que n'avoie a leur voie.

Vous qui lasus seez,

M'ame leur deveez,

Que nus d'aus ne la voie.

Ici parole Nostre Dame a Theophile et dist:

Qui es tu, va, qui vas par ci?

[Theophiles]

Ha! Dame, aiez de moi merci!

C'est li chetis

Theophiles, li entrepris,

Que maufé ont loié et pris.

Or vieng proier

A vous, Dame, et merci crier,

Que ne gart l'eure qu'asproier

Me viengne cil

Qui m'a mis a si grant escil.

Tu me tenis ja por ton fil,

Roïne bele.

Nostre Dame parole:

Je n'ai cure de ta favele.

Va t'en, is fors de ma chapele.

Theophiles parole:

Dame, je n'ose.

Flors d'aiglentier et lis et rose,

En qui li Filz Dieu se repose,

Que ferai gié?

Malement me sent engagié

Envers le Maufé enragié.

Ne sai que faire:

Ja més ne finirai de brere.

Virge, pucele debonere,

Dame honoree,

Bien sera m'ame devoree,

Qu'en enfer fera demoree

Avoec Cahu.

Nostre Dame

Theophiles, je t'ai seü

Ca en arriere a moi eü.

Saches de voir,

Ta chartre te ferai ravoir

Que tu baillas par nonsavoir.

Je la vois querre.

Ici va Nostre Dame por la chartre Theophile.

Sathan! Sathan! es tu en serre?

S'es or venuz en ceste terre

Por commencier a mon clerc guerre,

Mar le penssas.

Rent la chartre que du clerc as,

Quar tu as fet trop vilain cas.

Sathan parole:

Je vous la rande!

J'aim miex assez que l'en me pende!

Ja li rendi je sa provande,

Et il me fist de lui offrande

Sanz demorance,

De cors et d'ame et de sustance.

Nostre Dame

Et je te foulerai la pance!

Ici aporte Nostre Dame la chartre a Theophile.

Amis, ta chartre te raport.

Arivez fusses a mal port

Ou il n'a solaz ne deport.

A moi entent:

Va a l'evesque et plus n'atent;

De la chartre li fait present

Et qu'il la lise

Devant le pueple en sainte yglise,

Que bone gent n'en soit sorprise

Par tel barate.

Trop aime avoir qui si l'achate:

L'ame en est et honteuse et mate.

Theophile

Volentiers, Dame!

Bien fusse mors de cors et d'ame.

Sa paine pert qui ainsi same,

Ce voi je bien.

Ici vient Theophiles a l'evesque et li baille sa chartre et dist:

Sire, oiez moi, por Dieu merci!

Quoi que j'aie fet, or sui ci.

Par tens savroiz

De qoi j'ai molt esté destroiz.

Povres et nus, maigres et froiz

Fui par defaute.

Anemis, qui les bons assaute,

Ot fet a m'ame geter faute

Dont mors estoie.

La Dame qui les siens avoie

M'a desvoié de male voie

Ou avoiez

Estoie, et si forvoiez

Qu'en enfer fusse convoiez

Par le deable,

Que Dieu, le pere esperitable,

En toute ouvraingne charitable,

Lessier me fist.

Ma chartre en ot de quanqu'il dist;

Seelé fu quanqu'il requist.

Molt me greva,

Por poi li cuers ne me creva.

La Virge la me raporta,

Qu'a Dieu est mere,

La qui bonté est pure et clere.

Si vous vueil prier, com mon pere,

Qu'el soit leüe,

Qu'autre gent n'en soit deceüe

Qui n'ont encore aperceüe

Tel tricherie.

Ici list l'evesque la chartre et dist:

Oiez, por Dieu le Filz Marie,

Bone gent, si orrez la vie

De Theophile

Qui Anemis servi de guile.

Ausi voir comme est Evangile

Est ceste chose;

Si vous doit bien estre desclose.

Or escoutez que vous propose.

"A toz cels qui verront ceste lettre commune

Fet Sathan a savoir que ja torna fortune,

Que Theophiles ot a l'evesque rancune,

Ne li lessa l'evesque seignorie nesune.

Il fu desesperez quant l'en li fist l'outrage;

A Salatin s'en vient qui ot el cors la rage,

Et dist qu'il li feroit molt volentiers hommage,

Se rendre li pooit s'onor et son domage.

Je le guerroiai tant com mena sainte vie,

C'onques ne poi avoir desor lui seignorie.

Quant il me vint requerre, j'oi de lui grant envie.

Et lors me fist hommage, si rot sa seignorie.

De l'anel de son doit seela ceste letre,

De son sanc les escrist, autre enque n'i fist metre,

Ains que je me vousisse de lui point entremetre

Ne que je le feïsse en dignité remetre."

Issi ouvra icil preudom.

Delivré l'a tout a bandon

La Dieu ancele.

Marie, la virge pucele,

Delivré l'a de tel querelle.

Chantons tuit por ceste novele.

Or levez sus,

Disons: "Te Deum laudamus".

Explicit le miracle de Theophile.

L'aube des pionniers

Je n’ai pas trop bien dormi hier soir parce qu’aujourd’hui, il va y avoir le défilé et je vais devenir membre du parti communiste, je vais être Oktiabriata, le tout premier grade des pionniers. Je suis élève à l’école Numéro 1, j’ai huit ans et je connais tous les chants patriotiques de mon cahier par cœur. Avec mes copines, nous avons répété tous les jours après l’école pendant deux heures les différentes parties du défilé et les chants, bon, c’est facile, il suffit de bien marcher derrière Olga qui est un peu plus grande que moi et de faire quelques gestes avec les bras au bon moment, au moment où le tambour s’arrête. Et quand les deux portes-drapeaux, Vassili et Alexandre qui ont gagné le concours de celui qui collectera le plus de vieux papiers monteront sur l’estrade, présenteront à l’assemblée le drapeau frappé de la faucille et du marteau et feront le signe des pionniers, nous devrons crier à l’unisson « Sigda gatov !» et chanter l’hymne national et « l’aube des pionniers » qui est mon chant préféré de tous les chants que notre professeur de musique nous a appris cette année.

Ma mère a bien repassé mon uniforme marron, mon tablier, et mes manches et mon col en dentelle blanche fraîchement cousu par la babouchka sont tous neufs. Ils nous les ont donné exprès à l’école pour l’occasion. Il ne manque plus que le badge avec Lénine et les jeunes camarades dessus et le foulard rouge que je recevrai lors de la cérémonie pour être à peu près comme tout le monde à l’école. Sauf les Komsolmotsi qui eux ont un badge représentant un livre écrit par Staline, que j’ai pas lu d’ailleurs, je ne sais même pas de quoi il parle mais il paraît que l’on va l’étudier très bientôt en cours d’histoire.

Quand je suis arrivé à l’école à 8h16, tout le monde était déjà là, étincelants comme des sous neufs, donc j’ai rejoint Olga qui est ma camarade préférée et qui est assise à côté de moi en classe, nous avons changé nos chaussures dans le hall et nous sommes rentrés dans le cabinet de Peter Ivanovitch, notre prof d’anglais. Il nous a fait lire et répéter un texte sur une dame qui boit du « juice » dans un salon à londres et ça nous a fait rire, il y avait d’autres mots rigolos que les grands utilisent pour se moquer des autres pendant les intercours comme « Pedestrian » ou « look »
Après c’était déjà la récréation et on nous as dit que juste après il y allait avoir le défilé et la remise des foulards, on nous a distribué des Glazirovné Syrok, c’est une barre de lait calorifique au chocolat que l’on donne aux astronautes, et nous avons encore répété le chant sous le préau.
Le défilé s’est bien passé et nous avons du attendre que toutes les classes passent pour que le directeur commence son discours sur la jeunesse, l’éducation et le parti communiste, il nous a dit qu’étudier était un métier et que nous aussi, nous participions à la construction du pays comme les astronautes ou les sportifs valeureux du pays que nous avions vu la semaine passée lors du défilé de la ville, il nous a dit qu’une fois qu’on serait membre du parti nous aurions la charge de défendre les valeurs communes de l’union soviétique, et que l’intérêt commun passait avant l’ambition personnelle qui apporte uniquement la jalousie, la déception et des conflits au sein de la société. Il nous a félicité pour notre travail et a ensuite remis les foulards à toutes les première classes, je suis passé en septième sur cent trente neuf, ce qui est pas mal. Quand nous avions tous reçu notre badge et notre foulard, nous avons tous chanté l’aube des pionniers et nous sommes tous rentrés en courrant pour les montrer à nos parents et à nos voisins.

pour l'ami

You thought that it could never happen
to all the people that you became,
your body lost in legend, the beast so very tame.
But here, right here,
between the birthmark and the stain,
between the ocean and your open vein,
between the snowman and the rain,
once again, once again,
love calls you by your name.

The women in your scrapbook
whom you still praise and blame,
you say they chained you to your fingernails
and you climb the halls of fame.
Oh but here, right here,
between the peanuts and the cage,
between the darkness and the stage,
between the hour and the age,
once again, once again,
love calls you by your name.

Shouldering your loneliness
like a gun that you will not learn to aim,
you stumble into this movie house,
then you climb, you climb into the frame.
Yes, and here, right here
between the moonlight and the lane,
between the tunnel and the train,
between the victim and his stain,
once again, once again,
love calls you by your name.

I leave the lady meditating
on the very love which I, I do not wish to claim,
I journey down the hundred steps,
but the street is still the very same.
And here, right here,
between the dancer and his cane,
between the sailboat and the drain,
between the newsreel and your tiny pain,
once again, once again,
love calls you by your name.

Where are you, Judy, where are you, Anne?
Where are the paths your heroes came?
Wondering out loud as the bandage pulls away,
was I, was I only limping, was I really lame?
Oh here, come over here,
between the windmill and the grain,
between the sundial and the chain,
between the traitor and her pain,
once again, once again,
love calls you by your name.

two cats

Two Cats
One up a tree
One under the tree
The cat up a tree is he
The cat under the tree is she
The tree is witch elm, just incidentally.
He takes no notice of she, she takes no notice of he.
He stares at the woolly clouds passing, she stares at the tree.
There's been a lot written about cats, by Old Possum, Yeats and Company
But not Alfred de Musset or Lord Tennyson or Poe or anybody
Wrote about one cat under, and one cat up, a tree.
God knows why this should be left for me
Except I like cats as cats be
Especially one cat up
And one cat under
A witch elm
Tree.

Spongebob and patrick are giggling in the air in Sergei Possad

Orbit White

a cigarette in a japanese's garden (pour le m.)

if i tell you about science will you let me in on the little things you hide from everyone up your silky sleeves? or if science is outside your interest could i interest you in some grammar? would you like to hear about particles lost in time and phrasal verbs with no meaning?
'a cigarette,' she says like a tiger dancing on a stage with no audience.
'i mean... how? arent you worried about the smell it will make? arent you concerned for the gentle balance youve found here in your -japanese garden?'
'the time has passed,' she says, 'to think about balances and accounts and what we do or do not want - youve never listened before, why would you listen now? oh no,' she says, like a fireman going to a window that has no fire, 'no the time has passed, and whats more - i say to you: ask yourself what you want, and do the opposite; ask yourself what is right, and run for your life as far as you can from the answer. do this - you already have anyway.'

Black Sea

Dans le jardin japonais, en sus des lions plaqués or chevauchés par de courtes jeunes femmes aux lèvres corralines, il y avait le soleil à son zenith qui cramait et tannait les cuirs monstrueux, des milliers de vaches mortes effectuant moults cabrioles comme dans un cirque morbide, où les ossements servaient de confettis, les applaudissement venant des gradins roulaient vers le centre concave d'une batisse en verre qui se démollissait et se reconstruisait, en gros, le bordel, un acharnement démoniaque et quand la femme sur le roi des animaux a ouvert la bouche ce n'est pas une langue que je pus voir mais des bourgeons de camélias qui explosait dans tous les sens. Je voulais prendre une photo mais l'appareil grippé ne faisait que photographier l'intérieur du sol.

Il y avait aussi plus loin, juchés sur la montagne, ces routes serpenteuses qui vomissaient leurs capsules de fer lancées à toute berzingue vers des destinations bizarres; la foire aux acacias, le cirque couvert du bord de mer. Quand mon nez a pris feu, les flammes carressant mes sourcils, la servante a apporté sur d'immenses plateaux de coque de porte-conteneurs des tonneaux d'or remplis de vodka et j'ai pu me resaisir, tenant compte de la distance entre ici et la voie ouverte par les luisances de la lune grandissante, j'ai crié sans que personne m'entende, mes allitérations débiles se lovant vainement dans le creux d'un chapeau habité par une féérie de chair et de sang que j'embrassais sans discontinuer.

L'air du temps

Toutes les paroles prononcées peuvent être expliquées, décortiquées par des esprits si différents qu’elles en deviennent irréelles, l’image provoquée par celle-ci imprimera son lot d’horreur chez untel et provoquera le fou rire chez un autre, quand une personne me dépasse dans la rue, je sens son âme vibrante qui se répercute dans les branches nues des arbres, c’est un peu comme ça que l’air du temps nous consigne des idées dominantes de fornication.

Mingling with the Masses (Intro)

The innate feeling of competition that exists among we more humanish people is, to say the least, strange and compelling. At which point does one make the transition from sloshing around the milk and honey with John Citizen from next door, to smashing the poor fucker’s skull in with a shovel, that one may thrive on the nutrients contained therein? I should like to say that I, having neither smashed in skulls nor gorged myself on human cerebelli (nor, if it comes to that, made a name for myself as a man who is generous with his milk and honey), do not know. Yet I do know that some speck of this terrible urge lies dormant within my chromosomes or DNA or wherever it is that primal things lurk. At some point in my existence, it is certainly possible I shall covet my neighbour’s life. And I think I would not be accused of being terribly confused were I to say that this notion of us all having a brain-eatingly life-affirming competitive spirit is both worrying and re-assuring. Worrying, insofar as John Citizen from next door, by force of nature’s own design, is doubtless making estimates on the size of my noggin and clearing a space in his freezer; re-assuring, insofar as I’ll be damned if I don’t get him first.

E

Passablement, pas assez, pas encore, et puis quoi d'autre qui ne traîne plus, chez moi, sur le sol comme un cafard d'un autre âge, d'une autre élégance, si infime, si caricaturale qu'elle n'attendrit que les yeux lasses et à demi-clos des personnes vouées au péché, telle que cette fille aux ongles peints en rouge.
A la voix ondulente, pleine de gorge, d'une senteur violente, l'intérieur de sa bouche, une grotte aux stalagtites de bave qui avale l'appendice, du haut du gland jusqu'à sa base, une sensation morte, passable, un grand rideau qui se referme sur ce petit théatre abscon.
Ce que je fixe n'est plus qu'une série de points fixés les uns aux autres par des procédés loufoques, extensibles, sans harmonie, un fracas visuel sans brisure, un truc pas si excitant.
On pourrait presque croire à une hallucination si ce n'était ce métronome organique qui frappe à gros bouillons dans les organes à portée de doigts, l'interieur de la cuisse, un soupçon de rythme, un truc minimal, un faible battement, au ralenti, une chute, de l'eau et un peu de sang sur les doigts.

And this?!

And this?

What the fuck is this?

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Fop song

PULP LYRICS

"The Fear"

This is our Music from A Bachelors Den
- the sound of loneliness turned up to ten.
A horror soundtrack from a stagnant water-bed & it sounds just like this.
This is the sound of someone losing the plot -
making out that they're okay when they're not.
You're gonna like it, but not a lot & the chorus goes like this:

Oh Baby, here comes the fear again.
The end is near again.
A monkey's built a house on your back.
You can't get anyone to come in the sack
& here comes another panic attack.
Oh here we go again.

So now you know the words to our song,
pretty soon you'll all be singing along.
When you're sad, when you're lonely & it all turns out wrong.
When you've got the fear.
& when you're no longer searching for beauty or love -
just some kind of life with the edges taken off.
When you can't even define what it
is that you are frightened of
this song will be here.

Oh Baby, here comes the fear again.
The end is near again.
If you ever get that chimp off your back.
If you ever find the thing that you lack
but you know you're only having a laugh
& here we go again.
Until the end
Until the end

I felt like a glass beaker in the snowy streets of moscow

I really thought as I passed by these incredibly dangerous stairs.

That it won't take much to fall heavily on the corner of a stone, head first and spill your brains all over the place.

So then, I wondered.

What a miracle, people standing, people walking

without falling

going straight from point a to point b

with all the obstacles standing in their paths.

banking trouble

It’s so rare I get to show up a smart guy who’s my friend too, that I jumped at the opportunity from heaven when buddy said he didn’t get out and vote in the election last week.

‘So what’s all this about being so smart then?’ I said to his face.

‘Yeah, damn it,’ he said, ‘I was really aching to get out and get my word in, but geez if the last couple of days haven’t been hazardous enough.’

So I asked him to tell me the deal.

The whole affair hinged on a couple of complete unforeseeables that, added up, fell down into place like sheer stupid luck, unconnected, but by the power of mathematics, wearisome.

‘Happy New Year!’ he said, ‘this is my story.’

First he was sitting around one day, reading a book, probably, and out of the blue the phone rang.

‘Just a fluke of nature,’ he said, ‘and not foreseeable in the least. My mother’s only friend went down with a case of coming undone at the seams and they took her away to the hospital. Poor lady has a twelve year old daughter, and though my ma offered and asked to take care of the girl, the services came and took her away. But she also has a cat and nowhere to put it into, so I took it on, as mother has the fear of animals and viruses. So I got the cat, and you know, the thing is just adorable, but I must admit I know nothing of how to care for animals, the sphere of my knowledges being limited to politics, and I felt obliged to keep it entertained like any old guest. So after they brought it by, I was spending my time rolling around with it on the floor; I went to the store and bought a ball of yarn, and I’ve been rolling around throwing the ball of yarn at it, and basically we’ve been having a grand old time. Despite the wounds on my face and arms, we have bonded famously and I call him little cat face, and it’s great. Eventually I had to go to work and do my thing there though, and poor cat face, as any guest could be expected to, got bored. So when I got home I found he had eaten everything made of material, and scratched the walls up to boot, and I had a long night stitching up my business suits and making the place liveable again.’

‘That’s all interesting and good,’ I said, impatient to be right after all, ‘but I don’t see how it kept you away from the polling booths.’

‘Well,’ he said, ‘seeing as your culture is one inclined to impatience and punch lines I can forgive you, but if you just let me go, I’ll lead you on to the end.’

‘Ok,’ I said, ‘I’m sorry.’

‘A couple of days later another thing happened that was just a complete fluke too, and not an everyday occurrence. While I was snoring in my bed for the night, dreaming of all the slurpees my modest wages bring me after the loan payments have gone through, I found myself awoken by the telephone with another urgent bad call from my mother. This time a robber had cracked in and broken the window by her backdoor, and made haste with her purse. She had no documents and didn’t know how she would recover her peace of mind, or convince other people she was who she said. I managed to calm her down enough to make out her words and promised to stop by and help her talk to the police. I did just that, and said “thank you” to the officer, and was about to leave when my mother asked me to give her the cat for company and to feel protected.

‘“The usual collocation is guard dog, mother,” I said, ‘but if it will help with the tears, I guess you can have him.”

‘So shattered as I was at losing my new companion who understood me so well, I took the cat over to my mother’s and said farewell.

‘I have to admit I was feeling a little down, but I still had all my destroyed furniture to look at and remember him by, and there’s no use getting down every day.

‘Then the coup de grace struck me right off. You know I’m really in love with the modern world, I’m not a student any more, and I see no point in protesting against the new technologies; I love spaceships and TVs and online banking, but I couldn’t get into my account. So I ran in to the bank and asked them what the problem was and they told me they had sealed my account on account of my suspicious activities.

‘“And what’s so suspicious about loving the modern world?!” I said.

‘“Well,” they said, “it’s the way you gave all your money to a stranger by email.”

‘Then they asked me to stop crying, because they would find who had taken it, maybe, and that’s why they had stopped my activities.

‘“But if you had really been itching to close me down, why couldn’t you have done it before they took all the 944 dollars I’d managed to save by pinching pennies together and rubbing dimes? Or let me live my life in peace with the money stashed under my bed, instead of insisting with your buddies in the government that I have to have the money deposited directly or else I’m not a real person?”

‘But unfortunately there aren’t answers to everything, and though the sum may be laughable on big banking streets, it’s gonna take me 14 years to get that much saved again from working all day long at the library, and by night at the bakery.’

‘Well,’ I said, ‘as they say, super, but I’m damned if I can see the connections or how the election is to blame.’

‘Yeah, damn it, what connections are there in life? And nobody here is blaming anyone, except maybe the laws of probability. It’s nothing. It’s only something because last year the lady at the bank with the black hair, you know I love the dark hair, said a document concerning my student loan had been lost and she had promptly given my case over to the agency for delinquent payment makers. And that’s fine, hold on, I’m not going on and on about it, though I might feel entitled to – they never even said, “Mister, hey buddy, we’re terribly sorry,” and I’m by nature inclined to the politeness of the British. No, that’s not the point, and I’m not getting my legs all bent out of shape by it. There’s no use in pointing fingers all day long. It’s just this, if you want your plot line filled in and clear: the random events all met on Election Day. I was walking right up the steps to the polling station, feeling the whole importance of the day, and preparing myself mentally to savour the check mark beside my favorite candidate’s name when mother called again saying the cat was going berserk for lack of tender caresses and cat feed, “and come quick,” she said, “I don’t think I can hold him much longer.” So I had to run to my friend and borrow a couple of bucks for cat food. After that I had to run back into work and explain to the boss how I was using my specially granted voting time caring for cats and he wouldn’t let me go again. He got it into his head that I’m something of a slacker, and truth be told he’s quite justified – nobody here’s pointing any fingers at the boss, it’s just dumb luck. After work I was making my way back towards the polling booths when I remembered I hadn’t eaten since being given the bad news at the bank about my losses, a couple days earlier, and I suddenly felt an unearthly heaviness in my limbs. I looked up at the steps to the polling booths, and felt the quarters in my pocket left over from buying the cat food, and suddenly it was like nothing in life mattered a dime – it was the strangest feeling, and one I’ve experienced only rarely. I have no idea where it came out of, and as I looked up and thought about all things political, I just couldn’t justify the effort up the steps to my hungry legs. At that I turned away, mystified and a little concerned at myself, and full of hope the feeling was fleeting. I stopped in at the supermarket and bought a loaf of the whitest bread I could see and forced it down post haste.’

‘And the feeling,’ I said, ‘what about the feeling? Did it leave you alone after the white bread?’

‘You know, buddy,’ he said, ‘I haven’t had time to pay attention to it, I’ve been preoccupied, as they say, with worrying about getting some cash together before the end of the month to make the loan payments, and if there’s enough left over, maybe the rent. On top of this I’m a little worried lest the money disappear from my account the minute I put it in there, so I can’t say for certain what’s up with the feeling, but I’ll definitely look into it again as soon as it becomes feasible.’

Jeudi - vendredi

A l'air frais

Au beau milieu d’un champ, un radio-cassette accroché au bout d’un poteau hurle du Johnny Hallyday a des poules de Bresse d’appellation d’origine contrôlée. L’atmosphère est très inquiétante surtout qu’un ciel grisâtre enrobe les environs d’une lumière campagnarde très crue qui fige sur l’herbe un ennui sans grâce. Remarquez bien qu’on flatte les gallinacés avec un langage qu’elles comprennent. Donc les poules captent bien ce que chante Johnny et deviennent très agressives quand celui-ci porte sa voix sur les notes gueulées de son répertoire, ainsi au paroxysme de ses prouesses vocales, elles vont dans des attaques gloussantes griffer les cous de leurs congénères.
Pourtant, le dispositif est sensé éloigner les oiseaux migrateurs porteurs de la grippe aviaire, mais comme le fait remarquer l ‘éleveur au bon sens Bourg-En-Bressois :
« Ca éloigne même les renards ! » Seules fans dans cette campagne française, les poules s’agglutineront comme au beau temps des yé-yé autour de ce poteau tapageur jusqu’à 18H00 où elles rentreront, au chaud, pour regarder questions pour un champion sur des écrans géants suspendus aux murs en tôle du poulailler.

Chewie is a Dead-Set Legend

Cockney Accent recquired to read this

(Where is me fuckin' hat ?)

Just stop breathin'

not completely though

you might still need some air

in the middle of a sentence.

Let me say one thing about 'Politic' because I am gonna talk more about that soon, with more energy, more passion, more envy than this special fat cunt over there. When it comes to art, I , me , modern thinker, and I won't apologize for my lack of modesty, I'm a nature masterpiece afterall, My body works fine, look, I can breathe, This man, is political, I chose not to depend on obvious understanding, I mean, If you're not able to put your mind among this shit and look at it as if you were me, so then, back off villain, you'll never understand alterity and that's why you'll die as a super-slave, listening to people talking for you, instead of you, like you're a ghost on the airwaves, your thoughts just as meaningless, don't even look at it, don't even assemble the words in your borrowed mind, you shouldn't even read that darn blog, you, die, my politic, in one word, is going on crusades against you fuckers, bottomless wheels !

Round 1 to the mouse

Beaten by a fricken mouse.

Of course, I forgive myself for the encounter - when a man's hungry, he needs bread. What he doesn't need - indeed, never even begins to suspect - is the possibility that when a mouse is hungry, it also needs bread.

So there I was, happily fishing around in a plastic bag for a suitable chunk, when I felt two itchy little pinpricks in my finger. There was a black thing in the bag - a fricken black thing, moving so fast I could only see it was black and it was a thing.

The body kicked in long before the brain: I began dancing round the kitchen, shrieking and furiously flapping the bag around, desperate to get my hand back in one piece. Clearly some primal instinct, some remnant of my cave-sniffing past, had recalled that fast fricken black things were mortally dangerous. It scrabbled up my arm, bonzaid it's way to the floor, and wriggled under the stove.

I've recently begun considering meself something of a burlily unfuckwithable dude, so it was a bit of a blow to find meself clutching at my heart and squealing like a decidedly unburlily fuckwithable wretch.

Round 1 to the mouse: The traps are primed; the cheese is rich and stanky; there's a reputation at stake here.

Ma politique, tic tac, c'est l'attaque

La politique, en gros, en tres GROS, c'est la guerre.

tjsdf

after waking up this morning, i dashed straight into the bathroom - maybe there was someone in there. but there wasnt. so then i scrambled and dashed into the kitchen - maybe id catch them in there. but i didnt. so i dashed back into the room, and since no one was in there, got dressed and dashed out the door. on my way out the door i started to think about politics - about how everything is political, and how the only reason i was dashing here and there was because of the indoctrination id received - wed all received - as children and as adults, and i dashed down the stairs, hearing a door opening and trying to catch the bastard before he got out.

bonjour buddy

Cet endroit ne devrait exister plus, J'ai été dit, il n'y a aucun endroit autour pour des tigres avec des visages de gorille.
Avant qu'il ait été parfaitement accepté et toléré par des marcheurs, juste comme lui est toléré pour manger les tomates géantes sur un champ de voyage, personne ne s'inquiète.
Je pense qu'il est juste comme ceci maintenant, la chaise, mine, bascule toujours, dans les deux sens, comme l'un conte de fées votre grand'ma ne vous a jamais indiqué.
Vous pourriez ne jamais savoir, juste acceptez cela, nous 'au sujet d'ici, à la fin du temps.
Vous pourriez ne jamais savoir quand il va finir.
Puisque nous ne sommes pas vrais, nous sommes justes comme des tigres avec des visages de singe.

The Importance of Politics

'All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives there lies a mystery. Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some deomon whom one can neither resist nor understand. For all one knows that demon is simply the same instinct that makes a baby squall for attention. And yet it is also true that one can write nothing readable unless one constantly struggles to efface one's own personality. Good prose is like a window pane. I cannot say with certainty which of my motives are the strongest, but I know which of them deserve to be followed. And looking back through my work, I see that it is invariably where I lacked a political purpose that I wrote lifeless books and was betrayed into purple passages, sentences without meaning, decorative adjectives and humbug generally.'

George Orwell, 'Why I Write', 1946

Les chateaux en Espagne a la Babel Fish (or 'Why I Think Max is Mad')

Currently, in hibernation controlee, acroche after a fashion has the illusion which it still occurs quelquechose here or finally my two eyes to the eyelids terribly weighed down by the incontrolable heat which emane of these large blocks of cast iron, by intermitence, with some giclettes of white frost, corrosive without repis, these large hands degantees, open on tiny plains, those of my territory, my niche. Then for you, I look right in front of, such which is allowed to me to do it, directs, like a horse in his box, simple expressions vehiculees by the trouble of a field of vision retreci and I retranscribe, my vision, single who echappe more like front, worms of the unknown prospects, those which I liked to contemplate when one left me time of them, at the edge of a large road, or of a radiant distance, when I saw myself advancing in the unknown, carrying beautiful a costume in flax, has the shelter of the luminous rays of a star which never disappeared.

I lost my gloves in a viree of more than 72 hours, between stores of sounds and small echoppes has beer, while passing by the stirring up cellars of Red Way, or the international DJ will reconsider gloser musicalement the importance of Kick and of Snare in time reel, while supervising, well evidemment, the some giscettes has the important cosmetic beauty, a farandole of nails chatoyants will come same to type on the plane surface of my understanding. Tic tic tic, to mark of another rate/rhythm surperpose, the minutes which are egrenent in this sand glass or the sand is white, without another color, nor taste, like vodka which me brule bone, which me empeche to capture sleep and of me of to make friend, that I will take between my two large arms as you which sleep on another proeminence, certainly, well emmitoufles, with the heat, ouais, I think that you sleep like me, as I do not think, as I am unable to remain eveille, it is the night and it will never be eteindra either.

Les chateaux en Espagne.

Actuellement, en hibernation controlee, acroche tant bien que mal a l'illusion qu'il se passe encore quelquechose ici ou finalement mes deux yeux aux paupieres terriblement alourdies par l'incontrolable chaleur qui emane de ces gros blocs de fonte, par intermitence, avec quelques giclettes de givre, mordant sans repis, ces grosses mains degantees, s'ouvrent sur des plaines minuscules, celles de mon territoire, de ma niche. Alors pour vous, je regarde droit devant, tel qui m'est permis de le faire, dirige, comme un cheval dans son box, simples expressions vehiculees par l'ennui d'un champ de vision retreci et je retranscris, ma vision, unique qui ne s'echappe plus comme avant, vers des perspectives inconnues, celles que j'aimais contempler quand on m'en laissait le temps, au bord d'une grosse route, ou d'un lointain radieux, quand je me voyais avancer dans l'inconnu, portant beau un costume en lin, a l'abri des rayons lumineux d'un astre qui ne disparaissait jamais.

J'ai perdu mes gants dans une viree de plus de 72 heures, entre magasins de sons et petites echoppes a biere, en passant par les caves remuantes du Red Way, ou l'internationale DJ reviendra gloser musicalement sur l'importance du Kick et du Snare en temps reel, en surveillant, bien evidemment, les quelques giscettes a l'importante beaute cosmetique, une farandole d'ongles chatoyants viendront meme taper sur la surface plane de mon entendement. Tic tic tic, marquer d'un autre rythme surperpose, les minutes qui s'egrenent dans ce sablier ou le sable est blanc, sans autre couleur, ni gout, comme la vodka qui me brule les os, qui m'empeche de capturer le sommeil et de m'en faire une amie, que je prendrai entre mes deux grands bras comme vous qui dormez sur une autre proeminence, certainement, bien emmitoufles, au chaud, ouais, je pense que vous dormez comme moi, comme je ne pense pas, comme je suis incapable de rester eveille, c'est la nuit et elle ne s'eteindra jamais non plus.

Mister G. on a special location, He made it

This place should not exist anymore, I've been told, there's no place around for tigers with gorilla faces.

Before it was perfectly accepted and tolerated by walkers, just like it's tolerated to eat giant tomatoes on a trip field, nobody cares.

I Think it's just like this now, the chair, mine, is still rocking, back and forth, like the one fairy tale your grand'ma never told you.

You might never know, just accept that, we 're here, to the end of time.

You might never know when it's gonna end.

Because we're not real, we're just like tigers with monkey faces.

the prairie tune

its not because of the regina pats, and its not the drive from the jaw to pense; its a nice drive, though sometimes you want the back door, if you will, sometimes you prefer the moscow - tver; or its nice to drop in on a peaceful slumbering lumsden without warning and honk your horn: though you must believe me if i say its not childish public mischief. i wish there was a way to honk my horn in lumsden, or stony plain for that matter, without upsetting the natives. geez buddy, its just an animal thing, its just an instinct for self-preservation, its just the same thing that mixes all the words up in the dyslexic's eyes EVERY day, on purpose. its just the same thing that shakes the hands in saskatoon, and worries the heart in medicine hat - its flat buddy! its all flat! its true: my dog did run away! my childhood was only dogs running away, always away! where were the dogs with the ill-tempers?! where were the jumping, biting dogs?! the ones agressive with the hatred of their previous beating owners? has it all been swallowed up by the south saskatchewan? or the north!? did it ever make it past the bend in wakamaw?
whatever

A Buyer's Market

It took me a good minute to finish Anthony Powell's second novella. There were a number of reasons for this.
First, I became discouraged by the banality of it all. Knowing that there was no deeper meaning, no great (of even mundane) revelation waiting for me at the end, I swiftly tired of the narrative. I believe I mentioned in my review of 'A Question of Upbringing' that I was magnanimous. Well, nothing much has changed since then - at least, not in terms of my own personal magnanimity. Hence, I'm happy to report that I was content to pass off the relative banality of 'A Buyer's Market' - just as I passed off the relative banality of 'A Question of Upbringing' - as being the consequence of the relative banality of the life of the average upper-middle class English wanker in the early 20th century. But frankly, magnanimity based on upper-middle class English wankery can only last for so long. Sooner or later the silly bastards need a slap around the chops to smarten them up a bit. After all, an arched eyebrow and stiff upper lip might do the job in the clubs and ballrooms of dank old London, but the rest of us find invective and personal abuse delivers the same sentiment with much greater gratification.
Which brings me to my second beef: the sheer wankosity of upper-middle class poms. No, wait - I should apologise, for I've misrepresented the fuckers. They're not wankers, they're pansies. Pussies. Softcocks. Choose you own satisfyingly derogatory term at will, the characteristics of the folk who wander the pages of 'A Buyer's Market' can be easily summarised: pompous, weak-willed, egoistic, and ever so fucking boring.
And yet...
And yet I felt a certain kinship with the narrator. Nicholas Jenkins deserves a brand of sympathy. His first clumsy attempts to construct himself a relationship which will astonish the ages with the intensity of its love strike a chord (albeit melancholy) and evoke a smile (albeit wry). True enough, I was never in love with an emotionally volatile upper middle class English lass (and if I had been, I would have demanded considerably more pussy than Jenkins ever got) yet there is something poignant about young Nick's hopeless attempts to construct a relationship which is clearly doomed from the outset.
Having said that, Jenkins is not off the hook. I forgot about the pansisity, the pussyism, the softcockery for a moment there. What Jenkins - indeed, every blasted character in this book - needs to do is tell someone to fuck right off. Too often, in the course of conversation Jenkins is confronted with a remark which he finds 'intolerable' or 'absurd' or affronting in some other manner. His reaction? Invariably along the lines of: 'There was no possible answer to such a remark' or 'there nothing one could possibly say in the face of this'.
Ah... yes there is, tiger. Try this one on for size: 'Go fuck yourself!' Or this one: 'Fuck off, cunt!' Evan a simple 'Get fucked!' often does the trick.
But no. Jenkins and all the rest of the timid fools in 'A Buyer's Market' seem so terriby, terribly concerned not to give offence that they're prepared to suppress a welter of rampantly negative emotion, compress it, and spew it back out in an absurdly polite exchange such as this one:

'Please,' she said. 'You must.'
'On the contrary'.
'I insist.'
'No, no, absurd.'
'Mr. Gilbert!'
'Really.'
'I shall be very cross'.
'Not possibly'.

Let's be frank: no sane person on the face of the planet would contemplate speaking - let alone arguing - in such a fashion. Hence, the translation into real terms:

'Look cunt,' she said. 'Do it'.
'Make me, you fucken whore'.
'I fucken will, cunt!'
'Come on then!'
'Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!'
'Well fucken come on!'
'I'll smash yer fucken head in!'
'Try it, cunt! Just fucken try!'

See what I mean? No wonder Hitler was allowed to run rampant across the continent.

Total Control Racing

Oui mais non, en fait, laissez-moi reflechir un instant...





oui oui.


J'ai l'esprit plonge dans la melasse, un sirupeux melange de jus de cerise et de struddel aux pommes, laissez-moi vous dire que cette forme d'expression m'entrave.L'ecrit. Je ne suis en aucun cas tenu de vous parler. C'est juste une facon de plus de se jeter dans le vide ce blog. Oui, je pose la question : " Qui etes-vous ? " Sincerement, je ne pense pas que vous existiez vraiment, vous faites tous semblant d'etre, entre l'ecran et vos appareils cognitifs, mon spectateur, c'est le neant comme un tout inverse, ce truc, c'est mechant. Pour vous dire la verite, je suis comme un circuit TCR, ou les idees tournent en rond comme ces bolides a lamelles. Rien de bon, rien d'hilarant, rien d'original a cette non-pensee... mais tout bien considere un circuit TCR, TOTAL CONTROL RACING, c'est bon comme du bon pain, eh ouais mec !

Sinon, est-ce-que vous voulez du the ?

vive le M--(otherwise known as jean luc) libre

hello buddy, ou est tu? non, i have not seen you here for many long times, what are doing? oui, i know that you want nothing but your little ideas and sex and charles de gaulle, but what way are we worse than them? in which way are we not charles de gaulle? every one of us, mon cheri, is something of a president, every one of us is a little bit of charles de gaulle.

my childhood and guy lafleur

i remember being a lost child on the st. laurence seaway, swimming around, and bragging around, like a lost popsicle stick on an emtpy highway. usually i was wearing a red away guy lafleur jersey - my father always said that guy lafleur was the only real hockey player for women to love - and i would brag around in front of the women, hoping they would see me and think that i - was in fact guy. it was many years before they did. it was many very lonely st. laurence years. then there were the lonely laval years, and the lonely years by les chutes de montmorency. they were the worst, because they were very wet and lonely.
but before my life could end, possibly right at the one day when i was thinking to myself - guillaume, you are very wet and lonely, maybe it is time to be finished with all of this wet loneliness, eh? - yes, right about this time, it happened! i was standing on the bridge over les chutes, and looking down, letting the gravity and seriousness pull me in - you know, dostoyevsky said often enough it is simply the gravity that makes a man jump - when a woman with very dark hair said, peeping her little eyes over my shoulder: what are you looking at guy? i jumped so far into the air over the chutes i thought i would be joining dostoyevsky in space, but eventually i came down, and i was so happy, i was still wearing my red jersey, though the years had left it almost brown and indistinguishable; nonetheless i was so happy that at last the woman had loved me for being guy, but i could not lie to her if she was going to be mine for ever to love. so i looked at her and asked: why is it madamoiselle that you think i am guy lafleur, i am not guy lafleur, i am guillaume bonneau. she looked back at me and said: i did not think you were guy lafleur, though you are also bald of hair, i simply love you and want to swim with in the chutes.
it was a very difficult chidlhood.

The Coolsification of Sydney Road

Started with a Porsche. A black Porsche, parked outside the cafe. Then it was the fucking cafe. Open front. Box seats. Vegan brekky. Good coffee and a troubled ride home.

More Porsches.

I cracked a girl's skull open outside a streetcorner cafe. No, I didn't, only dreamed about the consequences of dickheads whacking people and tables on my fucking bikepath.

Downtown Bendigo on a Saturday night? I wish. Old Studio 54, eh? That was a cunt of a place. So's the Spot, doorbitches and all. Go back to your own fucking suburb, mate.

'You are fucking joking me - a line outside the Retreat!'
'Oh my god, did you hear what he said?'

That son of a bitch looks like me. So does that one. Looks like it's time for a shave.

It's Coburg o'clock; Glenroy or Pascoe Vale for the homebuyers.

welcome to this special holiday edition of sub-space

wed like to welcome you folks to this special holiday edition of sub space live, so to speak, were still alive, from buddy's head. what do you say to the folks, buddy?
- welcome buddies! welcome and merry new year!
-thats right little buddy, new years is coming!
-bah humbug! as they say.
-come on buddy, tell us how you fell then, dont hold back.
-i feel like berlin in the eighties; i feel like a glass roof in a train station; i feel like a man!
-yeah! applause for buddy.......
-and i feel like dvds!
-oh, come on now buddy, easy up on the dvds...
-i feel like a tornado with no mother! a potato with no brother! a child with no game...
-wow! applause for buddy on this special edition of sub-space.....
-no! i feel like a wicked wicked tom cruise has done; i feel like bears in mini skirts eating honey to russian folk songs and dancing on their hands in late july when NOBODY should be eating honey! i feel like a miracle of modern science! long live the king! long live the king!

take my picture

take my picture, make me famous, take my picture. put my face in the tabloid press and tell children about my name and what it means.
everyone stood around and took my picture, and some people pointed their fingers; one lady smiled and smiled, she was loving it. she didnt know who i was at first, until the photographer started to take my picture, then she started to smile. before, when she didnt know, and i said: take my picture, make me famous, and she just frowned and said nothing, but laughed under her breath and off to the side in a mean, bragging around way.
but in the end, they took my picture, and everybody smiled, even the other ones.

A Question of Upbringing

Anthony Powell’s first installation in his ‘A Dance to the Music of Time’ series sets the standard for the subsequent eleven novellas. Given it was written some twenty years before the final novella, it is a standard curiously consistent throughout the series. One wonders whether Powell diligently planned every miniscule detail of the series before embarking upon the actual process of writing.

Like all of the novellas in the series, ‘A Question of Upbringing’ is notable for possessing one extremely strong feature – a tender, almost obsessive, attention to the craft of the English language – and one extremely weak feature – a refusal to countenance the deeper philosophical questions of our existence, indeed to construct a storyline of any kind other than ‘this is life’. This is not to say that Powell completely ignores human existence – a series entitled ‘A Dance to the Music of Time’ could hardly fail to comment on this subject. Rather, Powell’s observations on human existence are frequent but fleeting. Often they ring true, sometimes they are banal. Powell is not seeking to solve any ethical dilemmas here.

The great strength of ‘A Question of Upbringing’ is Powell’s attention to each carefully constructed sentence. His writing is elegant and often ornate – at times even pedantic. Indeed, many of his sentences are extremely long and permeated with an abundance of punctuation; yet they are read clearly and easily. It is an unusual and perhaps old-fashioned style of writing, but one that appeals, at the least, to me.

Though I may, of course, be completely wrong, I do seem to recall Powell’s work coming under some considerable criticism from Salman Rushdie. My recollections of Rushdie’s criticism are vague, but seem to revolve around a general complaint that Powell’s novellas are boring. I was not at all bored by ‘A Question of Upbringing’, but I can sympathise with Rushdie’s criticism (or at least, with my recollection of it). Upon reading the final page of this first novella, the reader is left with the feeling: ‘is that all?’ The answer, of course, is: ‘no’. There are eleven more novellas to follow, but nonetheless, reading the entire series does not entirely rid the reader of this uneasy feeling that perhaps they have wasted a large amount of time. Unlike Dostoevsky, Powell’s intention is not to ponder over the larger moral paradoxes of our existence, but rather to feed a whole series of reflections into our minds, presumably that we may bubble over them at our leisure, and extract from them what we will. He certainly has no blatantly ideological wheelbarrow to push, no sermon to deliver, not even any confusion over the vagaries of life. He simply depicts the lives of the narrator and his contemporaries, without passing judgment or seeking further enlightenment.

Frankly, at times I found the prudishness and conservatism of the narrator to be quite off-putting, but was magnanimous enough to put this down to the context of Powell’s own upbringing, and indeed the historical context of the novella. From this point of view, it can be said that Powell has done well to so accurately capture the concerns – mundane and childish as they may be – of the early 20th century English upper-middle class.

On the whole, I recommend ‘A Question of Upbringing’, if only because Powell’s writing style is unusual enough to warrant reading, and it is such a short novella (only 200 pages) that the reader has little to lose and much to gain.

driving is for buttheads

i cant drive! i dont even want to see driving! when i see people, in their little car machines, i turn my head around and look at the ground, and not at the stupid asshole car machines! i hate them! they are for little chicken brains. they are for the marginalized and the abused who like to feel power instead of life. i dont like power. i like life. i like the rain. i like the warmth of friendship. i like being with you, and i like being alone. but not power. oh no, not me.

I luv da machine

Because we don't have to beat the shit out of one another. We can just be little chicken afraid of telling what we really think over the Xmas turkey and give meanings to the definition of humanity. Darn cowards little beings. Instead of that, we're here, typing this bile and spread the humor over the world. Go on ! Good job chicken !

its an answer

thats a typical mistake, really just typical; sitting around, braggin around about how you make mistakes and everyone has elastic in their jeans and its not your fault, its not you mistake. well, thats your mistake, you just made the biggest mistake - being a stupid asshole with wings on your shoes and stars in your eyes! shame on you! shame! how dare you! brag around like that!

I'm not responsible for your family mistakes

If you don't like your name, really, there is nothing I can do.
If you don't like the way you wear your jacket with your funny elastic shoulders, there's nothing I can do.
If you don't like the way you sound when you speak around about these little incidents of life, I can just listen to you and notice that and give you reasons to hate your parents.

another bi-monthly salary

In fact, these guys eat money or they put it into socks or under a cheap persian-style carpet, they put it aside for one day, when it would be sunny and bright enough to burn it on pina coladas and havana cigars, or between two wide spread silicon legs of some robotic prostitutes, because, here we are, we don't money, what we is love.

But here we go again

-DVD's
-Gave some money back
-a card for the internet cafe
-food : Hawaiian pizzas, chicken fingers, barbecue sauce, cranberries sauce, bananas, beer
-a lot of soap, enough for 4 months

and of course nothing for the charity, nobody deserves nothing.

one bi-monthly salary

'i dont have any money left?'
'pay day was last week...?'
'oui.'
'what did you spend your money on?'
'i bought twenty dvds, a belt thats useless because its too big, food...'
'what kind of food?'
'pizzas.'
'pizzas?'
'oui. and champagne and martinis. and i bought a card for the internet cafe and sausages.'
'anything else?'
'i bought shampoo. and dried fruit.'

Cuty Cuty Cute

Japan.
1859

This Bleak State of Abandonment 2 (with apologies to Andrew Lang)

Ah! leave the smog, the opulence, the screams
Of Moscow, and the black-clad street.
For still, by the Australian shore,
The warmth of the wind is narcotic.
Still, still the suns of summer greet
The backyard of Seth,
And yobbos still their songs repeat,
Where breaks the blue Australian sea.

fine me please, find me please, find me please, find me please, fine me please, fine me please, fine me please

Peter Forsberg 9 (unassisted)
Minnesota power-play
hooking - 2 min
hooking - 2 min
tripping - 2 min
hooking - 2 min
fighting - 5 min
fighting - 5 min
tripping - 2 min

good job buddy

i cant stand on my hands in the shower
i cant find the oboe you left under my pillow
in agony
in despair
at the leaving
i would say
at any leaving

i cant eat my own fingers
because they arent chocolate covered
and i certainly cant invent a machine
to cut my two hands off
and maybe my feet
because im just not the creative type
though im sure if i could everything would be alright
everythings gonna be alright
everythings gonna be alright
if i can just finish that damn machine

Song dedicated to my former lover

I can't fuck
the wall facing me
the wall behind me
the wall beside me
the ceiling
the floor
I can't
fuck you
fuck y'all

Brunswick Depot

I was so damned caught up in finding the right angle that I didn’t realise the security guard was talking to me.
‘What’s that, mate?’ I asked.
‘Who are you?’ he repeated with some impatience. ‘This is private property.’
‘Just a local resident.’
‘What are you doing?’
I’da thought it was obvious.
‘Taking a photo,’ I said.
‘Well, you need a green or orange vest if you want to be here,’ he replied.
‘A what?’
He struggled to overcome his impatience.
‘A green or orange vest,’ he repeated.
‘Righto,’ I said. ‘I just want to take a photo, mate.’
He edged into the shot, swept a hand through his hair, and said: ‘You need a vest.’
‘Listen mate,’ I replied. ‘Can I take a photo or not?’
‘If a tram comes around the corner, it’ll hit you,’ he said. ‘You need a green or orange vest.’
I tilted the camera slightly to exclude him from the shot.
‘Okay,’ I said, and the camera went ‘click’. ‘Thanks for that.’
He gave me an obliging nod.
‘About those vests…’ I said, and his patience ran out.
‘Get out of here,’ he said, but I’d already got what I wanted, and a smile to boot.

this bleak state of abandonment

and if life helps now and then with terrors that transcend the parrot-wisdom of banal experience, the the petty bourgeios mentality despairs.
candidate A despairs. we wont name his name, but we might be called upon to add that he hails from somewhere in the general direction of the antipodes. and as we said he despairs because he has no reason to say what he says nor believe what he believes. to be quite accessible: though he should say he believes in his cultures altruism he hates everyone and is nice only when in fear or awe. and in wardly he despairs.
candidate B also despairs. neither will we unmask his name, but we will note that judging from his speech he seems to be from the nearer corners of the european continent, possibly from the parts that speak a pure romantic tongue. and he despairs because to unfocus is to find hilarity and to focus is to find emptiness that needs filling and practice at a pursuit. in other words, that the cistern of his is empty at the moment and to focus is to start again from zero. it is a situation rife with despair.
and finally candidate C. does he despair? of course! but his situation is much closer to the one in which the patient tells the doctor he is sick. it does not mean he necessarily is. though to find he werent would be tantamount to despair. so naturally he is. and he is from nowhere.