one bi-monthly salary

'i dont have any money left?'
'pay day was last week...?'
'oui.'
'what did you spend your money on?'
'i bought twenty dvds, a belt thats useless because its too big, food...'
'what kind of food?'
'pizzas.'
'pizzas?'
'oui. and champagne and martinis. and i bought a card for the internet cafe and sausages.'
'anything else?'
'i bought shampoo. and dried fruit.'